DPM (4 Pack) Hardboard Placemats Aint Half Hot Mum which keeps the cheeky push-ups-versus-pints

which keeps the cheeky push-ups-versus-pints punchline intact

and that bouncy gas plug had a habit of going walkabout

There is real affection under the grumble

since if the letters are not crisp the whole thing stops working

DPM (4 Pack) Hardboard Placemats Aint Half Hot Mum which keeps the cheeky push-ups-versus-pintsDPM Placemat "Came in a very secure package and they look fantastic!" (Mike P) If you're going to have any put your grub on anything at all, then a DPM Placemat is is THE only choice! You don't have to be a Veteran to buy these. These top quality placemats are made from high density hardboard with a cork backing and would be appreciated by any military personnel, security personnel, or by anyone who just loves the British Forces (and DPM of course!).