CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER Color:Grey or wear it yourself if

or wear it yourself if you enjoy watching people process what they just read

It's the kind of gift that separates your real friends from your easily offended acquaintances

The setup is so disarmingly cute that the punchline takes a full three seconds to land — and that three-second delay is the whole performance

Someone is going to do a full double-take

CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER Color:Grey or wear it yourself ifAbout This Design This funny graphic tee celebrates professional dairy credentials with tongue in cheek certification humor. The design plays on official looking badges and certificates, but for a very specific skill set that certain people take pride in mastering. It's the kind of shirt that makes people do a double take and then quietly chuckle once they get it. Why You'll Love This Shirt Perfect conversation starter that separates the quick witted